2/18/09

"LANDING" from Maui Love Letters



"Maui Love Letters" is a collection of poems and artwork inspired by the romantic island of Maui, Hawaii.
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2/12/09

"Jason Likes To" Google Game

"Jason Likes" Google Game
In this game; one inserts their first name into the search "____ likes to" on Google. The name Jason was rich with listings. Here is the best of over 60 pages of links. Note: I did not write these, they are actual quotes from web sites.

Jason likes to drink a lot
Jason Likes to Draw Houses
Jason likes to keep active on the weekends
Jason likes to throw stones
jason likes to analyze the mainstream
Jason likes to play hockey and surf
Jason likes to wear Pumas
Jason likes to hang out with friends and check out new bands.
Jason likes to begin by explaining why he feels he's something of an odd ...
Jason likes to go to school and his favorite subjects are social studies and science
Jason likes to relax with his guitar, go surfing, and rock climb
Jason likes to take photographs of Alaska to show the rest of the world just how beautiful God's Country can be
Jason likes to do all loan types
Jason likes to get a reaction out of people
Jason likes to play the piano, run, play tennis, watch television and visit amusement parks
Jason likes to wield sharp cutlery while in his skimpy underwear
Jason likes to answer as many questions as possible
Jason likes to focus on participant enjoyment and safety
Jason likes to: Hypnotize his audiences
Jason likes to splash out and says he's lucky to have money to spend on entertainment, clothes, holidays and cars
jason likes to pawn of his gf on other men in classy bars in Hoboken
Jason likes to use rollers and brushes on garage door
Jason likes to use the round bread and wheat crackers
Jason likes to tease his mother that he graduated from high school twice
Jason likes to start the day with a breakfast of strawberries and champagne
Jason likes to argue with people on message boards
Jason likes to search for the paranormal
Jason likes to add a little bit at first, then perhaps more if it ain't sweet
Jason likes to be spanked
Jason likes to say that he would have it rain at every school if it were possible
Jason likes to read technology and sci-fi books,
Jason likes to drop by in person, just to show the flag
Jason likes to dress well
Jason likes to drink
Jason likes to call him a free range chicken
Jason likes to be needed, as well as to cherish and protect his loved ones, of whom he is somewhat possessive
Jason likes to use the word porno a lot
Jason likes to play hacky sack Video
Jason likes to pour in some olive oil and fish stock
Jason likes to eat his shirt
Jason likes to go to his well often, untether his pony, saddle up
Jason likes to be among his fellows Jews on TV
Jason likes to study grasshoppers and ants
Jason likes to hide in different places and come out after me when I get home from work
Jason likes to make scary faces
Jason likes to go on and on about his life and trials and now supposed riches
Jason likes to think of his truck as a sleeper
Jason likes to have fun
Jason likes to take spontaneous trips through various wormholes throughout the universe
Jason likes to drive fast
Jason likes to watch cooking shows and even prepares meals sometimes
Jason likes to cut them in half and sprinkle lemon juice on them before gobbling up
Jason likes to see the girls there
Jason likes to cross-dress for the lens
Jason likes to cover expeditions to the top of Mt Everest
Jason likes to play the part of drums
Jason likes to please and wants to do well at home and school
Jason likes to dig stuff up
Jason likes to wank his winkler
Jason likes to give back to different charities
Jason likes to have their races video taped
Jason likes to think that he's really manly, but he actually looks at pictures of cute little kittens every morning
Jason likes to do the things that are hard and new
Jason likes to buy some of his "Elvis threads"
Jason likes to lurk in abandon cabins
Jason likes to get under the skin of an organisation
Jason likes to shoot
Jason likes to use his brain when at work
Jason likes to "sound-off" about whatever he is feeling or looking at
Jason likes to root whoever is behind
Jason likes to detail his model farm as much as possible so that it replicates the real farm
Jason likes to use his bicycle as his primary mode of transportation
Jason likes to do it a bit more twisted
Jason likes to sum up his passion for the law in two words, “Law & Order”
Jason likes to debate
Jason likes to sleep with his arms straight up in the air
Jason likes to think he knows what he is talking about
Jason likes to just cut the heads off roses
Jason likes to laugh at himself
Jason likes to bet against any tip provided by a sad-sack
Jason likes to treat general medical conditions that have failed to respond to conventional Western medical approaches
Jason likes to do whatever his brother does
Jason likes to act tough
Jason likes to embellish his stories with lies to make them funny
Jason likes to play the dark side
Jason likes to work independently and gets frustrated in a group setting
Jason likes to be neat and clean and keeps his room relatively clean as well
Jason likes to shock but its pathetic
Jason likes to torture us by frankeling up the bathroom
Jason likes to buy really expensive things, and not really ever use them
Jason likes to take his old trusty mandolin out of his attic and carol the neighbors
Jason likes to take things too far
Jason likes to carry machetes
Jason likes to put people in a position to succeed by structuring nutrition and training programs around the individual
Jason likes to decorate
Jason likes to eat cereals with the kids
Jason likes to hear himself talk
Jason likes to cut through the crap and get to the heart of the matter
Jason likes to keep his options open
Jason likes to worship basketball players
Jason Likes to Drinky-Drinky
Jason likes to feature lesser used, but no less flavorful, cuts of meat and fish
Jason likes to think he can do anything, even if he knows he can't
Jason - likes to collect parking meters
Jason likes to sunbathe
Jason likes to feel on men’s butts
Jason likes to dress up in his Starfleet uniform
Jason likes to practice his "listening" look when given direction
Jason likes to wear women's' underwear on his head
Jason likes to feel important
Jason likes to experiment with out-of-the-ordinary cuts of meat
Jason likes to be admired for his sexual power, and attraction, as well as his physical beauty
Jason likes to eat paper, pine needles, leaves, small pieces of plastic
Jason likes to talk sh*t about my mom
Jason likes to feel important
Jason likes to take a cold one into the bathroom while he showers
Jason likes to store his anger up and then kill and bury someone in the wood pile about once every ten years or so
Jason likes to sleep in our bed sometimes
Jason likes to read classic literature in nightclubs to pass the time
Jason likes to wear frilly dresses and wigs, and calls himself Shirley
Jason likes to hover around the slot so he can use his heavy slapper
Jason likes to get in trouble
Jason likes to play power chords
Jason likes to give until it "hurts"
Jason likes to serve them with Pommes (little potato ball things)
Jason likes to talk
Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda
Jason likes to get naked
Jason likes to play the Ukulele
Jason likes to include Lawyer (as do I) on our every day chores
Jason likes to douse his with balsamic vinegar.
Jason likes to rub my arm or my leg- it makes me nuts sometimes
Jason likes to make us feel awkward on the show sometimes so he makes up hypothetical situations for us to contemplate
Jason likes to say, perfect is the enemy of good
Jason likes to invite hobos into his house and kill them, then do puppet shows with the corpse
Jason likes to pass the time as well, but it consists of hacking teens to bits
Jason likes to make assumptions rather than research facts
Jason likes to drink alcohol to excess and wear gold man-thongs
Jason likes to holiday in the dead sea as it is very good for the skin
Jason likes to spin in the swing chairs at the camp
Jason likes to smoke a cigar after dinner
Jason likes to look his best
Jason likes to put things on fire
Jason likes to prove that she/he/it can be more stupid today than he was yesterday
Jason likes to buy odd ingredients for recipes he finds online that he will never actually cook
Jason likes to spend his day inside, focusing his energy and vision
Jason likes to hit women
Jason likes to answer as many questions as possible
Jason likes to fish with heavy duty head lamps and big leach patterns at night
Jason likes to chew on the Valvoline bottles (after they’re empty)
Jason Likes to be pounded in the ass by well hung European men
Jason likes to buy 8-millimeter educational films on Ebay and project them during shows
Jason likes to make about 400gr of dried pasta cooked and then served with thick tomato soup as sauce and layered with cheese
Jason likes to splash
Jason likes to argue they’re his too
Jason likes to help put them back in, but then spill them all over again
Jason likes to laugh to either get attention or he just gets so excited
Jason likes to eat at fancy restaurants, followed by an evening at the opera
Jason likes to say with a big smile on his face, "In magic, anything is possible."
Jason likes to watch me get kicked
Jason likes to call me his Little Peacock
Jason likes to get value for money and felt a bit ripped off by the quality of the hotel and its staff
Jason likes to make, what I call, 'concoctions' in the kitchen
Jason likes to respond by gasping dramatically and saying, "He is?? OH NO! Where'd it GO!"
Jason likes to talk dirty and he does plenty of that
Jason likes to call others Trolls
Jason likes to feel superior to him and that's why he does that
jason likes to sniff rolly polly camel
Jason likes to point out that Jefferson and Adams died on the same day
Jason likes to think of himself as an intimidating example of manly Christian scholarship
Jason likes to make a bad thing even worse by singing along
Jason "Likes to get the gloating over with early"
Jason likes to mess with people's mind
Jason likes to have all the latest toys

2/11/09

"BURST" from Maui Love Letters

From "Maui Love Letters" - a collection of original poetry and drawings
inspired by Maui, Hawaii
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2/5/09

"Vista III", from Maui Love Letters


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"Sugar Cane" from Maui Love Letters

Sugarcane

Call it sweet,
the way you taste.
Our lips touch
at the shore.

Our love is
a bag of change
inside a candy store.


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2/1/09

"Banana Bread" from Maui Love Letters

Banana Bread

Sweet loaf sweet
better than meat.
Fragrant and warm
and golden brown.

Soft as a squeeze,
my knees in your knees,
when the foil tin
lies empty.

Thick-sliced bliss,
a mouthful of kiss,
a pleasure sweet
and plenty.


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