A Vile Old Queen's Guide To Etiquette And Proper Living - available now!

A Vile Old Queen offers the most nuanced advice on proper manners, correct grammar, personal hygiene, social obligations, and how to maintain one's social position at the best parties. 

Dedicated to the Vile Old Queens 
of a bygone yesteryear

That's you, Darling

  • Review From A Straight Fan - "Gay humor that anyone will laugh with!" 
  • From Your Favorite Bachelor Uncle - "If don't you find this funny, you must be dead!" 
  • From A Jealous Evil Queen - "Sometimes the best thing to do is remain silent." 
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