things are more loathsome in life than a wedding; the pompous
invitation, the terribly forced and unnatural schedule, the
uncomfortable and unattractive attire. A guest list that rarely includes
anyone you want to talk to. The gaucherie of a gift registry. The
horrific music and dancing. All covered with the slickly sickening sheen
of religious piety and social necessity.
Vile Old Queen suggests one avoid attending all weddings if at all
possible. For gifts, despite all indications to the contrary, everyone
prefers cash. If your own wedding is in development, elopement may prove
a saner course.
one has a sadistic trait, however, your own marriage can make sweet
retribution for all the weddings you felt obligated to attend. There is
no better vengeance than being the Bride and selecting the Bridesmaid’s
gowns. If one has the misfortune to be the Best Man, the toast is your
time for revenge. If one is the Groom, remember that, like in surgery,
the right amount of anesthesia can make it all go away.
A Vile Old Queen’s Guide To Etiquette And Proper Living
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