On Slacks - from "A Vile Old Queen's Guide to Etiquette and Proper Living"
"With men’s slacks, the more expensive they are, the more fasteners are sewn in. An inexpensive pair of jeans have a button and a zipper, while a true gentleman’s slacks will add from two to four additional buttons, and at least one hook and eye system ‘just in case’.
A similarly redundancy can be found in costly woman’s brassieres. The lesson is that casualness in the ability to strip is inversely proportionate to wealth. Remember that the next time you are inebriated."
- From A Vile Old Queen’s Guide To Etiquette And Proper Living
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