Brunette
Corner
Three Young Ladies Discuss
Another as a New Male Acquaintance Listens In
Miss A: “She looks just like
a witch, doesn’t she? She came with this guy who I’ve been flirting with
seriously, and I invite him, and he says, can I bring a friend, and he brings
this girl!”
Miss B: “She had to ask me if it was ok for her to use my bathroom! I mean, come on!”
Miss C:
“Did you see what she was wearing?”
Miss A:
“I swear, she looks just like a witch. I mean, just exactly like a witch!”
Miss B:
“Can I tell you what I think? I can’t believe he brought her. That was so
rude.”
Miss
C: “She was so rude!”
Miss A: “Like if you were to
describe a witch, she’d be it. ”
Mister D: “What’s she look
like?”
In unison:
“She’s blonde.”
From - A Vile Old Queen’s Guide To Etiquette And Proper Living
From - A Vile Old Queen’s Guide To Etiquette And Proper Living
